Welcome to Toneless Guy
About The ToneleSs Guy
"Up Up and AWAY!"
Toneless Guy is a low-energy pretend band who sounds horrible and frankly is horrible. We believe in delusion.
"I'm shirtless guy....I'm better than you...I'm so important...I nicknamed myself..."
Up! Up! And AWAY!
The Ultimate Toneless Guy Debut Album
The Breakthrough
A Deeper, More Reflective Collection of Bullshit
Hi Guys, I'm Live
Iconic Karoake Performances Bringing Delusion to Life
I hate that mother fucker!
Laquan
I've never heard shit until I heard Jimmie!
Taylor R.
Jim is Important
Mick M.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Why Does Jimmie Suck So Bad?
He just does
How can I book Toneless Guy for an event?
We'd advise against that. He's a pervert.
Do you provide your own sound equipment?
Jim comes with lube and a leather thong. The venue provides the rest.
Where are you located?
Golf Knoll trailer park for the Megan's List elite.
How can I contact you?
Just look at the wall on your local glory hole and you'll find his contact info.